Total Medals Earned: 627 (From 138 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,155 Points
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (85/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Medals Earned: 10/22 (120/480 points)
Set 5 banners in a battlefield in a mission
You squads must enter in the heroic state 20 times during a mission
Purchase 10 squads in a mission
Open a treasure chest
Complete a mission with the Perfect rating
Issue all the basic edicts of the Duchy of Westaria
Issue all the basic edicts of the Crimson Horde
Control 20 squads at the same time
Destroy 30 enemy squads in a mission
Complete the Duchy of Westaria campaign
Issue all the basic edicts of the Icedales Cult
Control 7 obelisks at the same time
Complete the Icedales Cult campaign
Seize strongholds 10 times in a mission
Control 7 mines at the same time
Control 7 farms at the same time
Collect 3000 gold in a mission
Complete the Crimson Horde campaign
Use the ultimate spell 5 times in a mission
Complete all the Crimson Horde missions with Perfect rating
Complete all the Duchy of Westaria missions with Perfect rating
Complete all the Icedales Cult missions with Perfect rating
Medals Earned: 12/14 (200/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/245 points)
Kills a sperm
Play the game
Survive through the first level.
Survive through the second level.
Survive for 20 seconds in survival mode.Meme brane.
Survive for 40 seconds in survival mode.
Survive through the third level.
Survive in the womb for 90 seconds and thus beating the game.
Medals Earned: 9/30 (90/500 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Beat Level 21
Beat Level 22
Beat Level 23
Beat Level 24
Beat Level 25
Beat Level 26
Beat Level 27
Beat Level 28
Beat Level 29
Beat Level 30
Medals Earned: 11/11 (140/140 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)